your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i barfeds in our rink
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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