Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I will pee on everything he values.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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