Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
