"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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