How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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