It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm just crazy horny about you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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