I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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