I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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