at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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