If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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