i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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