Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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