with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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