My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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