Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE