wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The adults are the big ones right?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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