i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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