when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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