Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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