If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
