Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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