But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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