I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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