Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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