i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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