seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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