We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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