Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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