i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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