You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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