Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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