Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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