You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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