She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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