It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
