quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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