dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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