woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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