Me. At least after what I've been through.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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