she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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