You work out of a Hotel?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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