is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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