Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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