We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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