How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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