Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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