it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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