He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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