Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He has the fingertips of a God
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