I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
wow bdsm is so cute
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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