Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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