There was a lot of him and a little penis
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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