I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's just like the Real World with babies
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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