that's an acceptable place to lick
smell my finger.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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